My Teacher Is an Alien (My Teacher Books)
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My Teacher Is an Alien (My Teacher Books)
Bruce Coville
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ASIN: 1416903348

Book Description

Sixth grade is just out of this world!

Susan Simmons can tell that her new substitute teacher is really weird. But she doesn't know how weird until she catches him peeling off his face -- and realizes that "Mr. Smith" is really an alien!

At first no one will believe her except Peter Thompson, the class brain. When Peter and Susan discover Mr. Smith's horrible plans for their classmates, they know they have to act fast. Only they can get rid of their extraterrestrial visitor -- and save the rest of the sixth-grade class from a fate worse than math tests!

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars Greatest Book Ever!.......2006-11-29

I really like this book because it had lots of creepy stuff. And they get to talk to aliens on the communicator. The teacher came from space .He is the subsitute teacher.

5 out of 5 stars Clever storytelling and excellent suspense.......2005-09-01

I loved this book when I was a kid, and decided to re-read it recently. Doing that gave me a new appreciation for what Bruce has done with this story.

Told from the perspective of Susan Simmons, the story fairly believably tells a tale of the impossible. Susan discovers that her new teacher, rigid and demanding Mr. Smith, is actually an alien. Furthermore, he has plans to take several of the students back to space with him! If that wasn't enough, he's holding the previous teacher, Ms. Schwarz, prisoner in his house.

The premise may be clearly fantasy-based, but what follows is some very clever storytelling. Susan has to figure out what to do about her situation, which isn't easy when new complications keep arising. But she's not alone. One of the first things Susan does, is attempt to get fellow student Peter Thompson to believe her. Peter, a friendless nerd who Susan gets along with ("I realized that I was probably the closest thing he had to a friend"), is naturally skeptical at first, but a trip to the teacher/alien's house gives him all the proof he needs. From that point on, the story branches out in a number of surprising directions, with many new twists introduced into the plot, all under an increasingly looming threat.

Bruce Coville tells a brilliant tale with "My Teacher Is an Alien". The characters are believable, with believable narration told from Susan's perspective, mixing in the descriptions one would expect from a novel with the observations and opinions one would expect from a kid. Bruce fleshes out things more by showing Susan's home life, and hinting at Peter's. The plot branches and twists in surprising, yet believable ways, making for an unpredictable story. The only place I felt the author stumbled was with some of Peter's dialog. While Peter is clearly meant to be an intelligent kid, he makes observations that I as an adult couldn't really imagine a sixth grader making. But when I originally read this book back as a kid, I never felt that Peter was too unrealistic, so it's probably not a concern for many kids.

Overall, I think this book is a classic that stands the test of time. Mixing in the fantastic (aliens) with the familiar (a school setting) makes for a blend that works.

Recommended.

5 out of 5 stars The Bomb.......2005-06-10

This book is so cool. I did not even put this book down for 1 second. My Teacher is an Alien is the best book ever made.I love it. It is so interesting.
I can recommend this book for anyone!

5 out of 5 stars The Bomb.......2005-06-10

This book is so cool. I did not even put this book down for 1 second. My Teacher is an Alien is the best book ever made.I love it. It is so interesting.
I can recommend this book for anyone!

5 out of 5 stars Bruce Coville is the shizzle.......2005-04-21

I'm a sophomore in college and for some reason I started to remember all the books I read when I was a kid. Bruce Coville stuck in my mind because his books are the absolute best, and I read every single one of his that were out at the time. Even though I don't like to read science fiction, and the only science fiction I like is Star Wars, these books are the greatest of all time. In fact they're so awesome that I might as well as buy all of Bruce Coville's books and read them all over again. If you have a kid in elementary school, you must force them to read Bruce Coville books just like you make them brush their teeth and wash their hands. No child completely experiences childhood unless they read Bruce Coville. I guarantee that as soon as your kid reads one of Coville's books, they will be hooked.
My Teacher Is an Alien, By Bruce Coville, Complete & Unabridged, 2 Cassettes, Read By Liza Ross
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    My Teacher Is an Alien, By Bruce Coville, Complete & Unabridged, 2 Cassettes, Read By Liza Ross

    Manufacturer: Listening Library, Inc.
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    Product Description

    "MY TEACHER IS AN ALIEN: Susan Simmons is upset to learn her favorite teacher, Ms. Schwartz, has left school with no warning. Things get even worse when she meets their new teacher, a stricter-than-strict guy named Mr. Smith. Soon sixth grade is going bad faster than a dead fish on a hot day. Then Susan discovers Mr. Smith's fantastic secret: He's really a disguised alien planning to kidnap some of her classmates. To unmask the alien Susan has to enlist the help of Peter, the class brain. Duncan, the class bully, insists on helping, too. But what can three kids do against a powerful alien disguised as their sixth grath teacher? With over fourteen million copies of his books in print, including this international bestseller, Bruce Coville is one of today's most popular writers for children. His critically acclaimed books have won Children's Choice Awards in over a dozen states." "RECOMMENDED FOR LISTENERS AGES 8 AND UP." [from case]
    My Teacher Glows in the Dark (My Teacher is an Alien, Bk. 3)
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    My Teacher Glows in the Dark (My Teacher is an Alien, Bk. 3)
    Bruce Coville
    Manufacturer: Aladdin
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    ASIN: 0671727095

    Customer Reviews:

    5 out of 5 stars My Teacher Glows In The Dark.......2005-03-02

    I think it was a awsome book.Its about a kid named peter.He meats a alien on earth and asks to come with him to a spaceship named New Jersy.He takes peter thire.He finds out that a alien council is going to blow up earth.To find out why the council wants to blow up earth you will have to read the book.
    I liked this book because every chapter leaves you hanging.A lot of things hapen on New Jersey.He meats a lot of diffrent aliens.The book had very good descriptions of the aliens.Thats why I liked the book.

    4 out of 5 stars If you like funny ones .......2004-11-10

    The book I read is called My Teacher Glows in the Dark. It was a really good book. The book was about a boy named Peter. He went into space with an alien named Broxholm. Peter spent five months with Broxholm. Peter decided to go with Broxholm into space. Peter had a change of mind; he wanted to go back to earth but it was too late. Peter and his friends Susan and Duncan suspected something wierd about their teacher. They went to his house when they looked into the window and saw something wierd. Their teacher glows in the dark they couldn't believe what they were seeing. Peter's teacher dies in the ship and Peter and Broxholm can't help him to get better. If you what to see what happens at the end of the book, go to your nearest library and check it out. Remember My Teacher Glows in the Dark.
    By Lance King

    5 out of 5 stars Coville takes the My Teacher series to a whole new level.......2003-12-12

    My Teacher Glows in the Dark is the third book in Bruce Coville's My Teacher series. While these books are written primarily for a 4th-6th grade audience, I as an adult have had a lot of fun reading them. I especially love Coville's way of presenting each story in the series. The series revolves around three pretty normal kids on Earth - the smart and brave Susan Simmons, nerdy dreamer Peter Thompson, and bully turned nice guy with newly-acquired brain-fried intelligence Duncan Dougal. Susan narrated the first book in the series, My Teacher is an Alien, wherein she discovers that her new teacher is an alien and joins up with Peter to stop him from kidnapping five students. Duncan narrated the second book, My Teacher Fried My Brains, in which we see inside his unhappy life, come to understand why he lashes out at people the way he does, and admire his effort to turn over a new leaf in life with the help of an artificially-advanced intelligence. Now, in My Teacher Glows in the Dark, it is Peter's turn to tell a part of the story.

    While this is book three of the series, it actually fills in the gap separating books one and two. Peter left with the alien Broxholm at the end of book one and showed up back on earth at the end of book two, and now we get to hear what he has been doing up in space over the course of the earth's summer. I found this to be the most enjoyable book of the series so far; instead of dealing with an alien among humans, we now have a human among aliens, and this makes for a decidedly entertaining read. We meet all kinds of aliens, learn a few things about a few of their cultures, and get to see all kinds of alien technology in use. In addition to this, the human side of the story takes on much more significance. As luck would have it, the Interplanetary Council is debating whether or not to destroy Earth, and Peter finds himself smack dab in the middle of trying to save the world he left behind. Peter's friendships with several aliens on board the ship are really quite touching, as is his passion for doing whatever he, a boy of about twelve, can do to save his home planet.

    With the action taking place in space, there is a much stronger science fiction element to this book than its predecessors, leading me to believe that many a young reader would simply eat this book up. With new and increasingly unusual aliens waiting around every corner, futuristic machines doing amazing things all over the place, and Earth's future hanging precariously in the balance, My Teacher Glows in the Dark sets the stage for a most promising climax in the fourth and final book of the series, My Teacher Flunked the Planet.

    5 out of 5 stars Great sci-fi intro.......2002-03-20

    This is a great series to introduce a pre-teen to sci-fi! I would start out with the first book (My Teacher is an Alien.) I think this book would come next -- when I was a pre-teen, this was my favorite book of the series. "My Teacher Fried my Brains" would be another great book for someone who liked this one, becuase it describes what happened to the other characters during this time period. "My Teacher Flunked the Planet" (the last book) is okay, but the constant social commentary can grow tiresome. Highly recommended.

    4 out of 5 stars Another Coville success!.......1999-03-29

    I recommend this book if you like stories with aliens. My book had some adventure and fantasy elements. For instance, one alien lives under the water with other aliens. If you like other books in this series, you will enjoy this one. I would recommend reading My Teacher is an Alien before this book.
    My Teacher Flunked the Planet (My Teacher Is an Alien Series)
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    • Daughters loved it!!!
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    My Teacher Flunked the Planet (My Teacher Is an Alien Series)
    Coville
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    ASIN: 0671791990

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    Peter Thompson, a typical seventh-grader, finds himself touring the planet with his friends Susan Simmons and Duncan Dougal, and three aliens in disguise! Their mission? To file the final report that will determine Earth's future in the universe. As the clock ticks away the hours before their meeting in space, the tour becomes weirder and weirder. The three friends come face to face with a plague of poots and "Big Julie" - the weirdest alien yet! Meanwhile, Peter discovers a secret hidden for decades. Will his discovery save the Earth, or is it already too late to stop the aliens from destroying the planet?

    Customer Reviews:

    5 out of 5 stars Daughters loved it!!!.......2007-03-15

    My daughters loved it. laughed out loud, AND they get credit for it as an AR book at school! Fantastic!

    5 out of 5 stars I give this book an A+.......2006-05-30

    This was an incredible ending to a fun series that was started with My Teacher is an Alien. While it remained fun, it was also much more intense, like ice water suddenly dumped on you unexpectedly.

    But I think it's "kid safe." As a child I saw Return to Oz and had horrid nightmares; by the age of 10 I read a short horror story for adults where I find out that the man telling the story is insane and his family is dead and I broke out in tears. Yet as sensitive as I was, this book did not cause a severe reaction, but pulled me in with its shocking surprises, both hopeful and horrid. Bruce Coville has done a truly amazing job at making the horrors of the world accessible to kids (though probably not younger than 10) without being either traumatizing or patronizing about it, though he did (thankfully) gloss over some of the worse parts. (Example: "What had already been done to those people was so ugly I cannot bring myself to describe it, even though the memory of it remains like a scar burned into my brain with a hot iron.")

    Furthermore, I would add that this is not a book promoting any ideology. This doesn't encourage your children to grow up and vote Democrat or Republican, or embrace socialism or libertarianism. This is a book promoting VALUES. And contrary to the propaganda of many ideologues and Party Pushers, values and ideology are two completely different things.

    All ideologies, to my knowledge, explain the ways that they think are best for solving the problems Coville brings up. But values determine what gets done; ideology detemines how it gets done. A revolution that changes ideology but not values will only change the HOW things get done, not WHAT gets done. Even functioning anarchies (communes, tribal, even regions like Barcelona in the Spanish Civil War) show that the values that are shared by a community will be displayed, no matter what system is in place.

    If I get into an ideological debate with someone who shares the same values as I do, then what we're debating is the best way to solve the same problem, not debating if the problem exists or how important it is. I also find that I much prefer the company of people who have different political leanings from myself but share my values to those who share my political leanings but not my values. I think that Bruce Coville, intentionally or unintentionally, has also expressed this view ("...not the leaders, not the government, just the people..."). Which is to say, don't fear that your child will be brainwashed into serving some political agenda, though Coville might get help your child to care in the first place.

    Finally, the book does show much that is noble and good about humanity, too. I found it to be ultimately hopeful, if sobering.

    In many ways, it's a child's version of Carl Sagan's Contact. While Contact has a credible alien society, IMO, My Teacher Flunked the Planet has entertaining aliens. But both books help us, kid or adult, look seriously at the insanity of our planet's societies, and also the hope.

    3 out of 5 stars The World Isn't That Bad.......2004-05-26

    Pro: this was an exciting, interesting book. I enjoyed reading it and re-reading it.

    Con: Bruce Coville can get very preachy at times. In this book we look at the worst of humanity, and he makes it sound like all of humanity is a terrible violent monsters. But while there are horrible things in the world, you must realize they are showing us the worst-there are better! And with all the no doubt millions of alien races, we're the worst of the worst? Yeah, right. I especially hate it when he talks about the television as if it serves to purpose other than to turn our brain into swiss cheese.

    If you can get over the self-righteousness and the pessimism about the human race, this is a lovely book.

    4 out of 5 stars A little disappointing but certainly worthwhile.......2003-12-12

    I have to admit I was a little disappointed in this concluding story in Bruce Coville's My Alien series. This is a much more serious book than its predecessors, conveying a strong message about human society today. While it addresses important issues such as war, poverty, starvation, and other social ills, it comes off as a tad preachy in places. The fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, and it is up to the series' three young heroes to convince a worried Interplanetary Council that the planet should be spared. Susan Simmons, Duncan Dougal, and Peter Thompson come together as a complete unit for the first time, each having previously narrated his/her own account of the events and discoveries leading up to the ultimate final challenge. Susan has exposed her new teacher as a reptilian alien on a mission to "kidnap" five students for study, Duncan has gone from slow-witted bully to a nice, highly intelligent young man after having his brains "fried," and Peter has traveled into the depths of space and met all manner of alien creatures. With the help of a few human-friendly aliens, they now face the largest challenge conceivable: proving to the leaders of the galaxy that all hope for humanity's mending its wicked ways is not lost. If they fail, the Earth will be destroyed in much the same way harmful bacteria are eradicated before they can spread their harmful influence beyond the localized area in which they are currently festering.

    Things aren't looking very good for life on Earth; traveling in disguise back on their home planet, our team gets a close-up look at many of mankind's worst ills, and even the kids are often at a loss as to how to defend a people who do such terrible things to one another. All of this is well and good (albeit a little too preachy), but the conclusion of the story (and thus of the whole series) was a let-down. The big climax is more of a hit-and-run than a well-executed denouement, leaving me looking down for the rug that Coville pulled from under my feet at the last minute. It's still an impressive final book in a very entertaining series, but I just expected something more. While this book is by far the most important of the series, incorporating issues that some young readers may not have a full grasp on yet, it is far less entertaining and amusing than the first three books. For a youngster ready to make the move to more serious children's fiction, though, My Teacher Flunked the Planet stands as a gateway to a world where learning takes its place alongside pure entertainment.

    5 out of 5 stars A sobering story.......2001-04-16

    Many science fiction books that are written for children aim to take them away into a fantasy land where anything can happen. Not this one. This story takes a hopeful mind back to the grim reality of the planet we live in, with all its violence, disease, and emotional pain presented in the book the way it really is. A continuation to a trilogy of somewhat less exciting books, My Teacher Flunked the Planet shows its readers how truly perverse and ignorant we ALL are, and shows that even those characters who believe they are above it all (some of the aliens) have as many flaws of their own as do we "barbaric" humans. I too noticed the strong liberal political messages in the book, after I had read it through several times. But even those who do not agree with Coville's political ambitions should be able to readily enjoy this book for its raw imaginary excitement.
    My Teacher Is an Alien
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      My Teacher Is an Alien

      Manufacturer: HarperCollins Publishers
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      The Bruce Coville Gift Set: My Teacher Is an Alien Series (Volume 1-4)
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        The Bruce Coville Gift Set: My Teacher Is an Alien Series (Volume 1-4)

        Manufacturer: A Minstrel Book
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        Binding: Paperback
        ASIN: 7671401196

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        Four Books in a gift set slip cover. All are paperback and have approximately 162 pages each. Titles include: My Teacher is an Alien, My Teacher Fried My Brains, My Teacher Glows in the Dark and My Teacher Flunked the Planet.
        Is Your Teacher an Alien? (My Teacher)
        Average customer rating: 2 out of 5 stars
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        Is Your Teacher an Alien? (My Teacher)
        Bruce Coville
        Manufacturer: Tandem Library
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        Binding: Hardcover

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        2 out of 5 stars Cute.......2000-09-07

        This book is a cute way to see if your teacher is an "alien".The book includes puzzles and games great for Bruce Coville fans.If you haven't read the series it's not that great.
        My Teacher Is an Alien
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          My Teacher Is an Alien
          BRUCE COVILLE
          Manufacturer: Scholastic
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          My Teacher Is An Alien Win95
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            My Teacher Is An Alien Win95
            076714576629
            Manufacturer: Simon and Schuster Interactive/Byron Pre
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            Book Description

            Does your teacher wear weird clothes?

            You've always suspected that one of your teachers came from another planet -- but you just found out that it's true!

            In this all-new CD-ROM action-adventure game, you and your friends need to think fast and act even faster to survive. Fight your way through a series of arcade games and collect clues to figure out which teacher is the alien. Then convince your parents, the principal, the police -- anyone who will listen -- that you're right! You have just one week to stop the alien spaceship before it returns to its home planet with six of your classmates -- and maybe you, too.

            Throughout the game, you'll take on the roles of class brain Peter Thomson, the clever and resourceful Susan Simmons, and Duncan Dougal, the class bully. You can replay the game by making different choices and choosing different characters.

            Before every school period, you'll decide which character to play. You'll need each of their special skills to get through the challenging puzzles, exciting combat sequences, and bizarre situations in this action-packed, brain-teasing adventure game.

            Sneak around school as Duncan, searching for clues -- just don't get caught! Or play as Susan and try to get information from your teacher. If you play as Peter, you might discover some help on the Internet....

            Replay the game with different choices. Every move counts! Can you foil the alien's sinister plot before time runs out?

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