Wave Propagation in Elastic Solids (North-Holland Series in Applied Mathematics and Mechanics)
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Wave Propagation in Elastic Solids (North-Holland Series in Applied Mathematics and Mechanics)
J.D. Achenbach
Manufacturer: Elsevier Science
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ASIN: 0720403251

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The propagation of mechanical disturbances in solids is of interest in many branches of the physical scienses and engineering. This book aims to present an account of the theory of wave propagation in elastic solids. The material is arranged to present an exposition of the basic concepts of mechanical wave propagation within a one-dimensional setting and a discussion of formal aspects of elastodynamic theory in three dimensions, followed by chapters expounding on typical wave propagation phenomena, such as radiation, reflection, refraction, propagation in waveguides, and diffraction. The treatment necessarily involves considerable mathematical analysis. The pertinent mathematical techniques are, however, discussed at some length.

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5 out of 5 stars as hard as QM in physics.......2003-12-31

to study this hard subject, subject as hard as QM in physics, can become the #1 nation boss!
On Wave Propagation in Elastic Solids with Cracks (Advances in Fracture Mechanics Vol 2)
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    On Wave Propagation in Elastic Solids with Cracks (Advances in Fracture Mechanics Vol 2)
    Ch Zhang , and D. Gross
    Manufacturer: Computational Mechanics, Inc.
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    ASIN: 1853125350

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    This research report contains results obtained by the authors in recent years in the research area of dynamic fracture mechanics and wave propagation in damaged solids. It deals with several topics on wave propagation in elastic solids with cracks.

    Coverage includes wave scattering problems by a single crack, a periodic array of collinear cracks in isotropic and transversely isotropic elastic solids, interface cracks with a periodic spacing, and randomly distributed micro-cracks.

    The authors present a non-hypersingular boundary integral equation method to treat single-crack wave scattering problems, both in time- and frequency-domain. Numerical examples are given to show the accuracy and efficiency of the method.
    Elastic Wave Propagation in Transversely Isotropic Media (Mechanics of Elastic and Inelastic Solids)
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      Elastic Wave Propagation in Transversely Isotropic Media (Mechanics of Elastic and Inelastic Solids)
      R.C. Payton
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      The Excitation and Propagation of Elastic Waves (Cambridge Monographs on Mechanics)
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        J. A. Hudson
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        ASIN: 052131867X

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        This new paperback edition of Dr Hudson’s advanced textbook presents the theory of small disturbances propagating through solids. The material is set out carefully in mathematical detail. The linearized theory of elasticity has now been replaced by a more fundamental approach based on a generalized theory of continuum mechanics. Despite this change of emphasis in solid mechanics there remain important areas of physics in which the linear theory is clearly of fundamental importance, especially in seismology, noise analysis and the non-destructive testing of materials. The author’s approach is to present the major results for the propagation of transient pulses in an unbounded isotropic material. He deals with compressional and shear waves, surface waves, wavefronts and raypaths in the first four chapters. The next two chapters, on initial-value and time-harmonic problems, investigate uniqueness, reciprocity and representations in terms of Green’s functions. Lamb’s problem is considered in chapters seven and eight, and viscoelastic materials are examined in the final section.
        Propagation of Transient Elastic Waves in Stratified Anisotropic Media (North-Holland Series in Applied Mathematics and Mechanics, Vol 32)
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          Propagation of Transient Elastic Waves in Stratified Anisotropic Media (North-Holland Series in Applied Mathematics and Mechanics, Vol 32)
          Joseph H. M. T. Van Der Hijden
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          Stress wave propagation in solids;: An introduction (Monographs and textbooks in material science, 7)
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            Richard J Wasley
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            Elastic Waves in Solids I: Free and Guided Propagation (Advanced Texts in Physics)
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            Daniel Royer , and Eugene Dieulesaint
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            Applications of elastic wave phenomena are becoming ever more important in telecommunications (signal processing), medicine (echography), metallurgy (non-destructive testing) and in other fields, too. For example, millions of wave filters are currently produced each month for mobile phones. The objective of this first of two volumes is to study the different mechanisms of propagation in isotropic and anisotropic media. The main topics treated in this volume are an introduction of the main features for the simple case of fluids, tensorial expressions for the elasticity and piezoelectricity of crystals, solutions of the general equation of propagation in the form of slowness surfaces, and a study of the various types of guided waves (Rayleigh wave, Love wave, Lamb wave). The companion book, Vol. II, describes the generation and applications of the free and guided waves introduced in the present volume.

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            5 out of 5 stars Researchers guide for Elastic waves.......2000-04-29

            Oneof the best book with latest information on this subject. Detail and lucid explanation keeps you discovering the subject enchantingly.
            Evaluation of a transmitting boundary for a two-dimensional wave propagation computer code (Technical report - U.S. Army Engineer Waterways Experiment Station)
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                Wave propagation in initially stressed elastic solids (Report / Division of Interdisciplinary Studies and Research, School of Engineering, State University of New  York at Buffalo)
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                  Piranhas (Complete Pet Owner's Manuals)
                  Average customer rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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                  Piranhas (Complete Pet Owner's Manuals)
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                  ASIN: 0812099168

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                  Contrary to their undeserved reputation, piranhas are shy, nervous fish that frighten easily. This book enlightens aquarium enthusiasts on details of the piranha's native habitats, behavior, anatomy and sensory systems, and gives practical advice on keeping these fascinating creatures. There is information on selecting and transporting healthy piranhas to the home aquarium, maintaining aquarium filtration and heating, feeding the fish and protecting them against bacterial, fungal, and parasitic hazards, and breeding and raising young piranhas.

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                  5 out of 5 stars Great for a beginner.......2005-10-09

                  Whether you're interested in learning about piranhas for your own enlightenment or starting your own piranha tank, this book is great. There's a little information on most different types of piranhas and a lot of general information for piranha care. The author also goes into detail of his own experiences with piranhas in their natural environment.

                  2 out of 5 stars not worth it.......2003-12-15

                  there isnt any information in here that anyone who has kept a successful fish tank wouldnt already know, and it seems like none of then info is specific to piranhas. he doesnt go over what size tanks piranhas need, or that they dont like a lot of light, or that they need a heater guard to prevent them from breaking it, or that they can chew through air hoses. seems like a basic fish keeping book plus 2 chapters on piranha history and species.

                  5 out of 5 stars this book has lots of info.......2002-07-18

                  I just bought this book today and have already read it. I also just got 5 baby piranhas and loving it. This book was well put together and is very helpful. Get it if you've got questions about piranhas.....

                  5 out of 5 stars Piranhas : Everything About Selection, Care, Nutrition, Dise.......2001-12-06

                  Great book and you can buy most of these piranhas on the internet (...), You buy them over a secure server and their delivered right to your door. Its great.

                  5 out of 5 stars Want Piranhas??? This is a Must!.......2001-02-13

                  I have been exposed to Piranhas as pets for nearly 3 years. Two of my college roomates kept them and I found them to be excellent pets. When I endevoured into my own world of piranhas I found this book to be an extrememly helful tool in understanding the behavior and environment of the piranha. A must have for the beginer or an excellent addition for the more experienced.
                  The Guide to Owning Piranhas
                  Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
                  • A great guide to this cool fish
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                  • Nice book for begenner, but lacks in breeding information
                  The Guide to Owning Piranhas
                  Manolito Pinkguni
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                  Customer Reviews:

                  5 out of 5 stars A great guide to this cool fish.......2005-12-07

                  Before I got my Piranha, I bought this book. This book helped me decide what size tank I would get, helped me with the chemical levels that would be an ideal home for the fish, I learned about what they like to eat, and mor

                  In February, for mt 12th birthay, I got a Red-Bellied Piranha. This book has helped me mantain the tank and keep my fish alive. It is now December and my fish is still alive and is about 5 1/2 inches. The book is a must for any Piranha owner.

                  1 out of 5 stars Apsolute Waste of Money.......2005-10-23

                  What a waste of money. You'd better of reading an article or an expert advise on the Internet than reading the entire book. Which adds to my frustration is the extra cost I encountered on shipping the book internationally.

                  It has absolutely neither a meaningful new peace of information nor a serious know how.

                  4 out of 5 stars my first piranha book.......2000-08-12

                  i first got this book b4 i got the fish and found it to be most informative with good pictures and information contained threw out a good buy for any person wanting or thinking about keeping these fish... it is a book that is serious in the right places but not a real professional book like some that i have read

                  5 out of 5 stars Generall Piranhas.......1999-07-29

                  64 pages Over 10 Section (What Are Piranhas? , Aquaria , Understanding Them , Feeding , The Setting Up , The Truth , Breeding , Species , Keeping Piranhas Happy and Healty) . The pictures are extra ordinary high quality , very easy to read .

                  3 out of 5 stars Nice book for begenner, but lacks in breeding information.......1999-02-20

                  Good information, excellent photos, easy to read. I was expecting a upto date discussion about breeding and information on feeding (other than gold fish). I was disappointed
                  Piranhas: Fact and Fiction
                  Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
                  • Piranha Enthusiast from Asia
                  Piranhas: Fact and Fiction
                  John R. Quinn
                  Manufacturer: TFH Publications
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                  4 out of 5 stars Piranha Enthusiast from Asia.......2000-10-06

                  Like all books, this book also contains its pros and cons. Lets start with the pros.

                  This book gives first-time piranha keepers a general idea on what piranha keeping is like. Its topics range from introducing what a piranha is and highlighting the untruths of the this fish to the code of conduct of keeping this fish. The description on the species are accompanied by vivid photographs. There is also a section on advising readers on tank setup procedure. Other topics include the breeding, handling and feeding of the piranhas. I find topics such as the suitability of tank mates for piranhas and how to choose a piranha extremely useful.

                  However, although this book covers a wide range of topics, it is not written in detail. It does not even state what is the suitable tank environment for this fish. The classification is also outdated. For eg. Serrasalmus Nattereri has been reclassified to Pygocentrus Nattereri in the eighties, but it is still being referred to as Serrasalmus Nattereri in this book; and Serrasalmus Niger is still being reflected as "the black piranha", which in actual fact should be Serrasalmus Rhombeus.

                  In summary, I would say this is a great book with lots of colourful photographs for beginners, but not for people who have been keeping this fish for sometime.
                  Fishing For Piranha
                  Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
                  • Fishing for Piranha-a thinking person's comic novel..
                  • High Camp...genuinely Wicked
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                  Fishing For Piranha
                  Jake Ransom
                  Manufacturer: Last Fortress Press
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                  DeAndra DeLucca is a famous self-help star, but her life is so twisted that even the dog is in electroshock therapy. Dena Overton-Cromp is a 350lb. actress who was eaten by mutant piranha in her latest film. Morgana Tituba unclogs her toilet with druid incantations, and Randy Buckmeyer can't get Shoquita the Drag Queen to find her whip.

                  In the midst of them all is Karma Jones, one lost soul searching for spiritual truth in the chaos of the new millennium. His life as a Beverly Hills restaurateur is glamorous, but can his quirky California friends help him find Inner Peace? Just when enlightenment seems hopeless, a surprise invitation to Mama's 60th birthday party changes everything!

                  Karma hasn't visited the tiny swamp town of Busco, Florida, in a decade, but things haven't changed much on Manatee Lane. His sister, Sharon, gets her marital advice from the Old Testament, "Mean Jolene Bray" is still the local exorcist, and "boob sheep" may be keeping Cousin Lurloo Jenkins from the Pearly Gates! Everyone in Busco is eager to convert the California Boy, but is Karma ready to face the terror of Scriptural needlepoint AND the memory of a childhood gator tragedy? When Mama's birthday party turns out to be a prayer meeting and someone gets possessed, all hilarious hell breaks loose!

                  Author Jake Ransom weaves a web of non-stop comedy in this rip-roaring debut. With the touch of a born storyteller, he navigates the treacherous waters from Rodeo Drive to Little Eden Trailer Park...waters infested with the small biting fish of human hypocrisy. At the heart of this laugh-filled riot is an incisive, wickedly funny assault upon our most sacred forms of excess. Fishing For Piranha is a feisty catch of broad satire--a sparkling gem of American humor that is destined to become a cult classic!

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                  5 out of 5 stars Fishing for Piranha-a thinking person's comic novel.........2007-08-21

                  One of the previous reviewers has just about told the whole story,or at least described the characters,and has done that bit of hard work for me.So I'm only obliged to say that you should buy this book if you need a whole lot of good laughs,if your world view includes absurdity,if your sense of humor is just a little skewed (and whose isn't?)and you get a good charge from ripping at religion.Especially the cuckoo kind.Very good book.Hard to put down in order to do ordinary daily tasks-what fun is that when all that hilarity is going on in Ransom's book? Hope that the author is a hard worker-will he cook up another knee-slapper,or will he take a nap?

                  5 out of 5 stars High Camp...genuinely Wicked.......2001-09-12

                  God and the Virgin Mary in a miracle contest? Gators that eat bullies and poor old ladies' poodles? Birthday parties that turn into demon-exorcisms at the drop of a hair-doily? What the heck IS a hair-doliy, anyway? If God is really Catholic or even Fundamentalist, then this author is going straight to hell...but hopefully he'll write a few more knee-slappers like this intelligent, campy poke at human hypocrisy before he's burned at the stake...hee hee. Be warned; this one ain't for your aunt Nellie, especially if she lives in the South.

                  5 out of 5 stars A real HOOT.......2000-05-20

                  This is no doubt the funniest book I have ever read. Totally hysterical from start to finish and the best thing of all is that it sounds like there's going to be a sequel. The author is making some very strong statements about religion and values and human "illusions" in this story, but I laughed so hard I almost cried. The story starts off with this main character, Karma Jones (born with the name "Elmer"), who is a bit arrogant, a bit lonely,a great deal too intelligent for his own good, perhaps, and UNBELIEVABLY witty. Karma/Elmer is from a little hick town in Florida, and when he was a young man he escaped his looney family to become a cartoonist in California. But, as things turn out, he becomes a restaurant owner and a "frustrated" cartoonist on the side. He is surrounded byall sorts of wacky characters: a film producer, a self-help guru who's really just a total mess, a gay theater owner who is making a play about Avenger drag queens, an actress with HUGE problems but a heart of gold, and many others. Karma is losing his faith in ...everything. So he decides to go home to see his mother on her birthday, as if this will shed any light on his trials! This character has almost the same kind of pompous, cutting view of the world as Ignatius Reilly did in Confederacy of Dunces, but updated for the year 2000. Underneath it all, he's really just a big kid. This is evidenced by the chapter called "Hush Puppies and Gator Tales," where Karma narrates this zany childhood memory of a gator attack on some children in Busco, his hometown. Very wistful but SO funny. From then on the antics just pile up one after the other. The characters in this book really take the cake. The mother, the sister, the glue-factory brother-in-law. And Lurloo. God, that Lurloo! The prayer-meeting/birthday scene practically made me wet my pants. I still laugh when I think about it, but this Ransom obviously has some problems with religion (who can blame him?) and he nails it without mercy in the formof comedy. The other thing that impressed me about this oddball novel is the intelligence of it. The writing is smooth and rich and definitely invites you into the story. But it's very perceptive and wise, too. Very unique book. Also, another great feature is that Karma jONES'S cartoons appear at key times in the story,(about four of them) and they will make you roll on the floor. Each one has something to say about where karma is at on his journey back home, and the characters or issues he is struggling with. The God/Virgin Mary bit had me snickering, but the SuperDena battle with the Drag Queens took the cake. Don't eat or drink anything while you read this book, because you'll spray food everywhere due to laughing. This book is full of surprises and laughs on literally on every page. Irreverent for sure but oddly endearing. I personally await whatever this author does next with interest.(And I think Creme Brulee is the best name for a stripper I have ever heard)!

                  5 out of 5 stars Piranha Bites Funny Bone.......2000-05-12

                  If your sense of humor ranges to the outrageous and irreverent - This is the book for you! I found myself laughing out loud as each "scene" in this book takes anti-hero, Karma Jones, through situations peopled with unforgetable characters and hilarious debacles as he searches for his lost faith. Big girl Dena Overton-Cromp's quest for a film career will touch your heart. Who hasn't been seduced by an info-mercial Queen like Deandra DeLucca and a flight on Amiable Airlines with Miss Jeannie is not so much fiction as fact of life in today's beleaguered skies. Jake Ransom writes with a satiric wit that bites like the title fish and that will leave you questioning the values of the new millennium - after you dry your tears of laughter! The surprise inclusion of fantastic, hilarious "cartoonery" throughout the story make this a truly unique book. Jake Ransom's ability to evoke insight into the human condition, question "values" and press a finger on human "sore spots" - all within the context of a rollicking romp - prove him a novelist (and artist!) of extraordinary talent!
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                    Fishing for Piranha

                    Manufacturer: Last Fortress Press
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                    Binding: Paperback
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