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                      In summary, this debut novel is a very readable story, one which you'll most likely storm through, but it is also a notable book to which there is more than seems to be at the outset.

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                      Not since John Kennedy Toole's "Confederacy of Dunces" have I read a book that I consider to be actually funny! Gary Barnes lets his comic imagination run rampant in this story about Alf and his octogenarian wife, Tillie, who is not so gradually losing her body organs to cancer. He does not want to lose her at such a tender age and so enlists the aid of the miracle workers at the "Institute of Igloology" where she will be tenderly cared for while in a state of "suspendered aviation". Little does he know that the Institute is the latest hare-brained concept of Sammy, a taxi driver and slayer of the English language, and Barney, an auto mechanic who longs to save enough money to buy his own garage. Barney's wife has left him (but not his furniture) simply because he tried to drown her in his Australian Monster Wriggler Worm Farm trough. Barney is now living alone in his basement, sleeping on a recycled backseat of an old Cadillac. He has it all: Twinkies, beer, cigarettes and an empty refrigerator. What better conditiions for storing the newly, or nearly, deceased until such time as a "cure" can be found. Of course, not everyone in this town is as urbane, sophisticated and farseeing as Sammy and Barney. Among other characters you wouldn't want to live anywhere near but can't read enough about, is Miss Nicholas, a third grade teacher who thinks education can be battered into children with a hickory paddle, the same paddle she has used on three generations of students. She writes daily to her future, unknown biographer who will finally and deservedly bring Miss N's millions of chapters of glorious prose on the subject of being an educator to the attention of the waiting world. What the future does hold for her is not what she, nor any rational person, could possibly expect. It is, however, perfect justice in an imperfect world! I was a little hesitant when I heard of this book. I was afraid it would be a poor attempt at recreating Toole's "Ignatius". How wrong I was! I started reading this book by flashlight in a tent in my backyard and finished it while undergoing an extremely disgusting medical procedure. To say "I coudn't put it down" is an understatement. This is Mr. Barnes first published work of fiction. For my sake and yours, I hope it is not his last. I was hoping for a sequel to "Tillie" before I had even finished it. It's that good! I have no stake in this book other than to know that I can pick it up when I need a laugh! Trust me! The check is NOT in the mail, but this is a book that will have you laughing out loud by the third page and reading bits to the neighbors and total strangers just to be able to share the joy! If this book was any funnier, Mr. Barnes would very likely be arrested for disturbing the peace. My sincere compliments and many thanks to the author!

                      5 out of 5 stars Freezing Tillie.......2001-02-19

                      This is the funniest book I have ever read. I stayed up all night reading it from cover to cover. I will be reading it again and again. I can't recommend this book enough.

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